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Murder Mystery

Dinner Theater!

Greetings from The Kirby Hill House!

It’s that time of year again!
Your once-in-a-lifetime chance to
see our 40th fabulous season.

This year is sure to be another outstanding performance as the famous Kirby-Hill House actors take to the stage  with music and acting. Tickets will sellout fast, so don’t wait to order yours.  Call (409)246-8000 or place your order online.

Get ready to be totally entertained by our actors, well fed by our caterer and memorably served by our event staff.  Often imitated, never equaled and always sold-out!  A truly legendary event with stylish linen, stunning decor and china service, knee-slapping laughter and, oh yes, delicious eats.


Your New Murder Mystery Experience 

This Feast on an extraordinary dinner, solve the murder of at least one odd character, and get to know a venue, well, to die for! There is never a dull moment at The Museum’s Murder Mystery Dinner Theater!

Food, fashion, fun, laughter, suspense and an air of mystery await you at this year’s début of Murderous Crossing. So slip into your favorite vintage fashions, grab your friends and reserve your seats at one of Southeast Texas’ most intriguing and scandalously exciting dining
experiences ever! Do it now! You don’t want to miss one minute!

All our Murder Mystery shows sell out. And our guests come back season after season for the fun of it.

Unlike other theatrical shows, our Murder Mystery experience is completely immersive; you will think you are part of the action (and you might be!) You witness a crime, assemble the clues, and solve the mystery, all before dessert!

So grab your magnifying glass, your Fedora, and your friends and get ready to solve the case that will keep you guessing, and laughing, until the last curtain.

Lights, Camera, Action!

The Altos:

Written by David Landau, music and lyrics by Nikki Stern

What happens when Toffee, the wife of the local mafia boss, holds a wake for her recently deceased husband, and invites his friends and family over to grieve? The location is the strip club he owns, and the guests include his mother, Nona, his nephew, Chris, his uncle and his shrink, Dr. Malaise. And of course, Father Flip, there to help the family handle their "grief".  Murder, that's what happens! So who wanted Tony dead? Could it have been a member of the "Family"? Is he really dead? Get tickets now for "The Altos', like the Sopranos, only lower.

Check Out the Actors and Stage Management

Image by Jem Sahagun

The Menu

Deviled Eggs,

Spicy Pineapple Dip


Creamed Beef Fondue


Spring Salad with Raspberry Vinaigrette Dressing


Legendary Baked Potato Soup


Mushroom Asiago

Chicken in

White Wine Sauce


Herb and Garlic Roasted Potatoes


Tuscan Tomatoes


Mama Jack's

Famous Green Beans




Chocolate Mousse




(Bite-size dessert)

Prizes, Prizes and More Prizes!

Moving from “who Dunnit’ to Who Won-it” – several fortunate guests will walk away from this Murder Mystery Scene with more than they bargained for!  Could you even be our lucky Grand Prize Winner and pocket a prize valued at over $100.00?  Or dress in your vintage finest, (We love the 40’s!), and get ready for our fashion parade (and another prize!; the actors are your judges.


Should you have specific diet restrictions, please let Rose know ahead by calling 409-246-8000, as well as seating requirements, such as  wheelchairs. We have a wheelchair ramp in the back.

You may bring a bottle of wine per couple, no beer, please.

Our dress code, vintage or business casual is graciously enforced. You will be lashed by a wet noodle if you come dressed in flip flops. So avoid being embarrassed. And getting thrashed by a wet noodle. Business casual.